Garret Schwartz is a stand-up comedian in Phoenix who loves to tell real stories and share wild thoughts. His style ranges from deadpan to bombastic - always with the goal of making you laugh. His material tends to combine dark or adult subjects with abstract silliness and ironic writing to paint a hilarious picture. Will he rap? Will he sing? Will he casually silence hecklers with ruthless and hilarious counterpunches? Whether writing new jokes, revising older ones, or riffing on what he thinks the crowd will find funny, Garret is driven to make every performance fun and memorable for the audience.